Moon River
guided by the starlight
brought to life by barlight
tweaks.
and moon river
helps you deliver
that Backstreet Boys sonnet you've worked on for weeks.

Moon River
sweats you til your naked
so blank, you could fake a d
eath.
and Moon River
makes girls quiver
with each thread of silence you weave through your breath.

Moon River
guilds you like a spinster
plays you like an instru-
ment.
and Moon River
cuts that sliver
that some birthday girl wished could say what she meant.

Moon River
stings with its cold talon
wonders who it shall en-
case.
and Moon River
makes you shiver
as you wander on with american face.

Moon River
use as a colonic
in your catatonic
sleep.
and Moon River
soaks your liver
and you dip each night from its water, so deep.

sung to the tune of Moon River
April 03

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